Cliff Harris: Oh man, this some good stuff right here. Just really goes down right. Makes me feel like I'm living in a world full of feelings and stuff.
Hey, what's that? Who goes there? I heard rustling from my Sega Genesis. Who could it possibly be.
Oh, it's you again.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: I'm not talking to you, you got me in trouble last time I talked to you.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: Hungry? Yeah I'm hungry. But where's a guy to get food? All I got are these Doritos ...
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: Where would I go? I don't got nowhere to go. I can't go nowhere. I don't even know where the nearest bus stop is in this town.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: A burger? Remember the last time you made me go out looking for a burger? You see what happened? I got suspended man.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: Hmmm, it's true, it'd just be you and me this time. I guess Darron wouldn't have to get involved or nothin.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: And they don't have anything on me! I smoked it all before I even got in the car! They can't charge me for that this time. I'm thinking one step ahead of the game this time.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: Yeah, that's right, who's gonna stop me? Not coach, that's for sure. Man's always keeping down my speed. This would be just you and me, speeding to our dream of a quarter-pounder with cheese and golden fries.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: That's true, I only live once. And when's the next time I can really get a burger! I gotta stand up for myself! Gotta get going!
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: Let's do this man.
Duck: Quack.
An hour later...
Cliff Harris [hearing sirens]: Oh, shit. I really gotta stop talking to you.
Duck: Quack.
Cliff Harris: Well it's not like you were gonna eat your burger!
Duck flies off, disappears.