(HT /r/cfb for this)
Because really, nothing is more essentially American than beautiful women trying to manipulate you to do whatever their happy hearts desire. In this case, it's probably procuring your commitment for four years to their current Division I establishment, whether it be football or chemistry or football or English or football. The Husky Honeys were pioneers in their line of work, particularly considering they were planning to entice their young wards with the famous industrial tours of Seattle.
We'll return to our regularly scheduled programming tomorrow.