Every family gathering, a relative asks me, "So Ryan, what are your plans for after college?" and every time I just mutter out something along the lines of a 9-5 desk job, while really I just picture myself 5 years down the road shirtless in my studio apartment, eating Cheetos and playing Playstation. I'm sorry for the mental image. Add in an Husky puppy if it that helps any.
But late last night browsing Twitter, I found my true calling. Ladies and gentlemen, you are reading the words of the newest PAC-12 football official... well, probably. I mean, I met their "key competencies" so well it made the entire application process itself largely a formality. I'm a shoe in at this point. But don't take my word for it, give it a once over yourself.
Reliable, able to commit to evenings, weekday, weekend work
Prior experience in a similar capacity expected
Be physically fit in a condition to successfully perform the services required on a continuing basis
Understanding of college sports
Must have exceptional positive attitude and team base philosophy
Must have exceptional oral/written communication and interpersonal skills
All candidates pass a background check