Cliff Harris Goes To McDonalds

Cliff Harris: Oh man, this some good stuff right here. Just really goes down right. Makes me feel like I'm living in a world full of feelings and stuff.

Hey, what's that? Who goes there? I heard rustling from my Sega Genesis. Who could it possibly be.

Oh, it's you again.

Stoned-duck_medium

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: I'm not talking to you, you got me in trouble last time I talked to you.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Hungry? Yeah I'm hungry. But where's a guy to get food? All I got are these Doritos ...

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Where would I go? I don't got nowhere to go. I can't go nowhere. I don't even know where the nearest bus stop is in this town.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: A burger? Remember the last time you made me go out looking for a burger? You see what happened? I got suspended man.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Hmmm, it's true, it'd just be you and me this time. I guess Darron wouldn't have to get involved or nothin.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: And they don't have anything on me! I smoked it all before I even got in the car! They can't charge me for that this time. I'm thinking one step ahead of the game this time.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Yeah, that's right, who's gonna stop me? Not coach, that's for sure. Man's always keeping down my speed.  This would be just you and me, speeding to our dream of a quarter-pounder with cheese and golden fries.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: That's true, I only live once. And when's the next time I can really get a burger! I gotta stand up for myself! Gotta get going!

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Let's do this man.

Duck: Quack.

An hour later...

Cliff Harris [hearing sirens]: Oh, shit. I really gotta stop talking to you.

Duck: Quack.

Cliff Harris: Well it's not like you were gonna eat your burger!

Duck flies off, disappears.

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